Funny Comedy Shayari in Hindi - New Jokes & Laughs

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Larki Ro Ro K Larkay Se

Keh Rahi Hai,

Larki Ro Ro K Larke Se

Keh Rahi Hai,

Haath Chooro Jan..

Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai.

Happy Winter Season

Aaaa….chhii

Mujhe Mat Dhudo Is Jahan

Ki Tanhai Mein

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Thand Bahut Hai Mein To

Hun Apani Rajai Mein

Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo,

Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo,

Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo,

Aaj 2 Moze Aur Pehen Lo,

Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo,

Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo,

Kya Pta. Kal Thand Ho Na Ho!

Thandi Ka Ek Fayeda Hai ?

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Kya Soch Rahe Ho ?

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Bas Ek He Fayeda Hai ?

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Garmi Nhi Lagte.

HAPPY WINTER SEASON…

Uff Sardii..

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Jab Upr Likha Hai K Sardi Hai

To Neechay Konsa Heater Laga

Hy Jo Dekh Rhay Ho….??

Winter Ki Pehli Bezti Mubark Ho…

Kadam kadam pe hawa ki aahat ka dhyan rakhna,

Mushkil samay mein bhi iss dost ko yaad rakhna,

Hamari yaadon ki khushboo zaroor aayegi,

Tum bus apni naak saaf rakhna.

Tu kahe to chaand taare tod du,

Tu kahe to bandh darwaaje khol du,

Tu kahe to yeh duniya chhod du,

Tu ek baar haske to dekh mere dost,

Tere saare gande daanton ko tod du.

Tumhe kya pata ke gum kya hai,

Tumhe kya pata gum kise kehte hain,

Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hain,

Kyonki…

Tumne to hamesha THOOK se hi envelop chipkaya hai.

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,

Mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,

Dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,

Par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

Tumse mil kar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,

Ab humein chhod kar mat jana yaar,

Bin tere hum jee na paayenge,

Tum na hoge to hum ULLU kise banayenge.

Arz kiya hai, zara gaur farmaiyega,

Naa hi zaroorat hai sitaron ki,

Naa hi zaroorat hai faltu yaaron ki,

Ek dost chahiye aapke jaisa,

Jo watt laga de Hazaron ki.

Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya,

Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya,

Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya,

Paglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya.

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad aayi,

Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad aayi,

Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad aayi,

Ab raha nahin jata, Chhatri lauta de Bhai.

Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,

Chaand bhi sharma gaya,

Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,

Chaand bhi sharma gaya,

Aur aapko dekha to,

Bhooton ko paseena aa gaya.

Ansoon tere nikle aur aankhein meri ho,

Dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho,

Khuda kare hamaari dosti itni gehri ho,

Ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho.'

Tum door sahi majboor sahi,

Par yaad tumhari aati hai,

Jab saans wahan par leti ho,

To badboo yahaan tak aati hai.

Aaj mausam mein ajeeb si baat hai,

Bekabu se hamare khayalaat hain,

Jee chahata hai chura loon aap ko aapse,

Par mummy kehati hai chori karna paap hai.

Tere chehre pe udasi aankhon mein nami hai,

Tere chehre pe udasi aankhon mein nami hai,

TATA namak istemal karo

Kyun ki IODINE ki kami hai.

Tujhe pane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu,

Tere pyar mein jee aur mar sakta hu,

Phir bhi tu nahi mili to koi gham nahi,

Yeh formula dusri pe bhi try kar sakta hu.

Dhoka mila jab bhi pyar mein,

Zindgi mein udasi chaa gayi,

Socha tha chhor denge is raah ko,

Kambakht phir ek new number se miss call aa gayi.

Gori paan na khaya karo,

Honthon pe laali aati hai,

Gori paan na khaya karo,

Honthon pe laali aati hai,

By God,

Tera wazan dekh ke meri jaan nikal jaati hai.

Tere khoobsurat aankhon mein

Aansoo achche nahin lagte,

Chaahe jitnaa bhi roye lekin

Kabhi sachche nahin lagte.

Chiragon mein agar noor na hota,

To tanha dil itna majbur na hota,

Kasam se hum aapse milne zarur aate,

Agar aapka aashiyana itni door na hota.

Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,

Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,

Use jo mohabbat samjhe,

Woh sabse bada gadha hai.

Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai,

Har chehre mein kuchh to ehsah hai,

Aapse dosti hum yun hi nahi kar baithe,

Kya karen hamari pasand hi kuchh KHAAS hai.

Apni raah khud chuno,

Dil jo kahe vahi karo,

Apne peechche walon ko aage mat jane do,

Aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo,

Tabhi ek achche rikshaw waale ban paaoge.

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,

Husan ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,

Hum izhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,

Aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye.

Lamha Lamha karke waqt guzar jayega,

7 fero ka sathi tumse bandh diya jayega,

Abhi bhi waqt hai yaaro kisi ko pata lo,

Kya pata kal kisi ka pataya hua maal..

Tumhein saup diya jayega.

Kash pyaar ka insurance ho jata,

Pyar karne se pehle premium bharwaya jata,

Pyar mein wafa mili to theek warna,

Bewafaon pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata.

Krishna ke kadmon pe kadam badhate chalo,

Ab murli nahi to siti hi bajate chalo,

Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi magar,

Tab tak gopiyon ko hi patate chalo.

Marne pe hum dono ko jannat mile,

Yeh hava yeh bahar mile,

SMS karne mein kanjusi mat kar mere dost,

Pata nahi jannat mein signal mile ya na mile.

Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke saath,

Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,

Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,

Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath.

Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,

Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,

Maine propose kia SMS se,

Kambakth woh uski shaadi tak pending tha.

Na chemistry hoti na main student hota,

Na ye lab hoti na ye accident hota,

Abhi practical mein aayi nazar ek ladki,

Sundar thi naak us ki test tube jaisi,

Baton mein us ki glucose ki mithas thi,

Sanson mein ester ki khushboo bhi sath thi,

Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuchh is tarah ka pyaar,

Bin piye hi ho jata hai alcohol ka khumar,

Benzene sa hota tha uski presence ka ehsaas,

Andhere mein hota tha radium ka abhas,

Nazrein mili, reaction hua,

Kuchh is tarah love ka production hua,

Lagne lage us ke ghar ke chakkar aise,

Nucleus ke charon taraf electron hon jaise,

Us din hamare test ka confirmation hua,

Jab us ke daddy se hamara introduction hua,

Sun kar hamari baat wo aise uchhal pade,

Ignesium tube mein jaise sodium bhadak uthe,

Woh bole, hosh mein aao, pehchano apni auqat,

Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi gold ke saath,

Ye sun kar tuta hamare armanon bhara beakar,

Aur ham chup rahe benzaldehyde ka kadwa ghoont pee kar,

Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara kam chalta na tha,

Aur lab mein hamare dil ke siwa kuchh jalta na tha.

Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA hai,

To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai,

Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai,

Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ hai.

Tumhari naam ki gazalein

Chand par likhne ko ji chahta hai.

Par kya karu yeh zalim

Khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai.

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,

Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,

Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,

Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.

Arz kiya hai…

LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain,

LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain,

Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baith k ..

Husband ke marne ke fayde batate hain.

Baithe hain tere khayalon mein,

Kagaz pe likha hai tera naam,

Kagaz pe teri tasveer laga ke,

Llikha hai yeh paigam,

Zinda ya murda pakadane wale ko,

Milega 50000 ka inaam.

Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyun,

Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyun,

Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi,

Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyun.

Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya,

Majnu ne teen din tak khana nahi khaya,

Majnu marne wala hai laila ke pyar mein,

Laila baithi hai sms free hone ke intazar mein.

Ishq hai to ishq ka izhar bhi hone chahiye,

Aadmi ko shakl se bimar bhi hona chahiye,

Yaadon ko keh do, do chaar din ki chhuti de de,

Akhir ishq mein itvaar bhi hona chahiye.

Ankho me aansu,

Chehre par hansi hai,

Saanso me aahein,

Dil me bebasi hai,

Pehle kyun nahi bataya ki,

Darwaje mein ungli fansi hai.

Ajab si halat hai tere jane ke bad,

Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khane ke baad,

Mere pass do hi samose the jo maine kha liye,

Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad.

Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jaao,

Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jaao,

Agar kuchh bhi nahi hota hai to,

Chadar-takiya lo aur so jaao.

Hum aaj bhi dil ka aashiyana sajaane se darte hain,

Baagon mein phool khilaane se darte hain,

Hamari ek pasand se toot jaayenge hazaron dil,

Tabhi to hum aaj bhi girlfriend banaane se darte hain.

Tere Pyar Me Umra Bhar Intazar Kiya,

Wah Wah…

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Tere Pyar Me Umra Bhar Intazar Kiya,

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Aur

Us Intazaar me Na Jane Kitno se pyar kiya,

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Wah wah …

Kya baat kya baat.

Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,

Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,

Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga,

Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,

fir ruthe to jag chhute,

agar fir ruthe dil tute,

aur agar fir ruthe?

nikal danda..

maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.

Teri galiyo mein kadam nahi rakhe ge hum aaj ke bad

kyoki

kichad ho gaya hai barsat ke bad.....

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