Best Funny Shayari in Hindi : Jokes & New Expressions

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हसीनों से मिलें नज़रें अट्रैक्शन हो भी सकता है, चढ़े फीवर मोहब्बत का तो एक्शन हो भी सकता है, हसीनों को मुसीबत तुम समझ कर दूर ही रहना, ये अंग्रेजी दवाएं हैं रिएक्शन हो भी सकता है..!!

जिंदगी में सिर्फ ‘पाना’ ही सबकुछ नहीं होता, उसके साथ नट-बोल्ट भी चाहिए । – प्रवीण मिस्त्री

यहां खुदा है, वहां खुदा है, आस पास खुदा ही खुदा है, और जहां खुदा नहीं है, वहां कल खुदेगा । – नगरपालिका

वो इश्क़ मे यारो कमाल कर बैठी लिख कर “I love you” send to all कर बैठी!!!

पत्नी अर्धांगिनी होती है, इसलिए उसे आधी जानकारी ही दें, जीवन के आधे कष्ट कम हो जायेंगे....

Aaj ke yug me sirf wahi log sharif hai, Jinke mobile me password nahi hai !!!

Naa jane kaun sa virus hai teri yaado me, Tujhko sochta hu to hang sa ho jata hu…

अपनी इंडिया में सरकार हो या शादी, सबको एक साल में खुश खबरी चाहिए..।

पगली प्यार दिखाएगी तो प्यार पाएगी

एट्टीटुड दिखाएगी तो थप्पड खाएगी..

Arrange marriage के भी अपने फायदे है –

कभी कभी ऐसी लडकी से शादी हो जाती है,

जिसे लडका खुद सात जन्म तक नहीं पटा सकता......

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likhi….. . . . Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada.. Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada . . Dil todh kar chala gaya.. KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA

कौन ‘कमबख्त’ कहता है, लड़के सोचते कम हैं . . . . . . . . लड़की एक बार मुस्करा कर तो देखे शेरवानी के रंग से लेकर बच्चों तक के नाम सोच लेते हैं।

Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain Jab apki yaad saath hoti hai, Jab b busy rahe mera cell to Samajh lena aapki hone wali Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hain

Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar . . . . Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”

Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain, Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta h.....

Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,

Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..

Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko

Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana

लड़कियो को HOT बोल बोल ke बेमतलब सूर्य देवता से पंगा ले लिया अब वो पूछ रहे है कि अब बता HOT कौन ???

Mohabbat mein jab mujhey Dhoka mila,

Toh zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi,

Socha tha ki AAG laga dunga es duniya ko

Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi  :)

Student Shayari On Exams –

 

Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,

Saare paper mein zero aaya h,

Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh

dhoye exam dene,

Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar

padh ke aaya hai......

Koi najro se ishara kar leta hain, Koi aankho se kuch kah deta hain Bada hi muskil ho jata h jawab dena Jab koi English me baat kar leta hai......

zindagi ki bhaag daud raaste badal jate hai Tez hawa mein sahil ke kinare badal jate hai Aksar sochta hu padh-2 ke sare record tod du Par kitaab kholte hi iraade badal jate hain.....

Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,

Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,

Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,

Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,

Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,

Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,

Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,

Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,

Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,

Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!

Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,

Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,

Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,

Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad!

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,

ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,

Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,

kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam,

Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge,

Aur 12th pass karne ke baad hi,

Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.

Na Need Aaye Raaton Ko,

Na Chaen Aaye Din Bhar,

Khuda Se Puchha Maine..

Kya Ye Pyar Ka Bukhaar Hai?

Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya..

Arre Nahi Garmi Mei Sabka Hi Aesa Haal Hai.

Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,

Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai,

Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti,

Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.

Aaj tum par aansuo kee barsaat hogi,

Phir wohi andheri kaali raat hogi,

Yaad naa karke tumne dil dukhaaya hain mera,

Jaa tere badan me khujali saari raat hogi!

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya,

Kushbu tere sath laya,

Phir mere dil me khayal aaya,

Ke lagta hay ki,

Aaj bhi tu..

Nahi ‘NAHAYA’

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,

Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein,

Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein,

Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,

Free SMS ki scheme mein.

The most ‘Sharmnaak’ thing these days is to

say…

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that, “I’m not on WhatsApp”..

Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,

Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge,

Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,

Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahi denge.

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,

Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai,

Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne,

Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai.

Dil sapno se ‘HOUSEFULL’ hai..

Pura hona bhi ‘DOUTFULL’ hai..

Is duniya me har chiz ‘WONDERFULL’ hai..

Kyuki life tum jaise dosto se ‘COLOURFULL’ hai..

Kisi shayar ne kaha..

Zindagi ek lamba safar hai,

Kisi aashiq ne kaha..

Zindagi ek mushkil paheli hai,

Are dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,

Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai!!

indagi behaal hai,

Sur hai na taal hai,

Msg box bhi kangal hai,

kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,

Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

Hume tumse Love hai..

Please refuse na karna..

Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai..

Please ise fuse na karna!!!

Aap baago k sab se hasin gul hai,

Hum to bas aap ke kadmo ki dhul hai,

Ab jada gurur mat karna kyoki ..

Aaj april fool hai.

Aisa dostana hamara,

Main kashti tu kinara,

Main dhanush tu teer,

Main matar tu paneer,

Main varsha tu badal,

Main rajma tu chawal,

Main hot tu cool,

Main april tu fool.

Ishq K Khayaal Bohat Hain..

Ishq K Charche Bohat Hain..

Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..

Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..

Sitaro mein aap,

Hawao mein aap,

Fizao mein aap,

Baharo mein aap,

Dhop mein aap,

Chaaon mein aap,

Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota.

Aapki yaad mein ek shair arz kiya hai..

Aaj hai mangal, kal tha peer..

Wah wah…

Aja hai mangal, kal tha peer..

Kabhi to kuchh bheja kar ‘FAQEER’.

Wo kehti apne bhaiyyo se,

Mere aashiq ko yu naa peeto..!!

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Badaaa jiddi hai ye saala,

Pehle kutte ki tarah ghaseeto..!!

Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai,

Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,

Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge,

Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.

Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,

Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,

Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,

To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.

Dil ka dard dil todne wala kya jaane,

Pyar ke rivazon ko ye zamaana kya jaane,

Kitni takleef hoti hai ladki patane mein,

Yeh ghar baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

Unki gali se mera janaza nikla,

Wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla,

Unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage,

Rakh ke mera janaza kamine usko patane lage.

Winter Shayari (Crazy one) Arz kiya hai..

Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise..

Sardi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise..

Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise..

Sardi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise.

Ki kar to li hai tune beta….abb thande paani se dhoega Kaise..

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