jokes: "Circuit, Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai? Circuit: "Simple Hai Bhai..Agar Royenge To Note Gila Ho Jayega Na"
Munna Bhai: Are Circuit, Yeh jokes Log Operation Se Pehle Patient Ko Behosh Kyon Karte Hai? Circuit Bhai: Bole To Patient Operaton Sikh Jayega To
Munna Bhai: Circuit, Apun Ko Ek Nurse Se Pyar Ho Gaya Hai, jokes Letter Me Kya Likhu??? Circuit: Simple Bhai Likhne Ka "Dear Sister I jokes You, Tumhara Munna Bhai...!!!"
Munna Bhai Aur Circuit Shikar Per Jate Hai Circuit Ko Ek Mor Dikhta Hai...Circuit: Bhai: mor...mor..Munna Bhai Mor Ko Goli Mar KeKehta Hai: No More!
Professor: Akal Badi Ya Bhais? Munna Bhai: Bole To Pehle Date Of Birth Bata Mamu.
Munna Bhai: Abey Circuit, Ye Barish Ke Waqt Bijli Kyu Chamakti Hai?? Circuit: Bhai Bole Toh, Upper Wala Torch Maar Ke\r\nDekhta Hoga Ki Kahi Sukha Toh Nahi Reh Gaya....
Munna Bhai: Abey Circuit, Agar Maa Ke Charno Me Jannat Hoti Hai, To Nani Ke Charno Me Kya Hoti Hai?? Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai Nani Ke Charno Me Jannat 2 Hoti Hai.
Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki..Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne?? Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500..MUNNA BHAI: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu??
Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga..Kyun k apun kay rubber k gjokess teray andar hi reh gaye hain..Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do..Mein tumharay gjokess ki payment kar doon ga
Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baaju walay ghar se jokes ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai..Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud jokes ho..Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.
Circuit- ” Bhai …. bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.” Munna Bhai- “Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha? Circuit- “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai..MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
CIRCUIT- Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please..jokes- Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT- Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pehchaan lega.
MUNNA BHAI- Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL- Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehla hai.
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to Gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay the? Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan the!!!
Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati Kaha Rehta He? Munna- DHOBIGHAT Pe..Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To? Munna- English Me Bole To “WASHING TOWN”
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane k liye msg to karega nahin..Common sense ki baat hai k tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!!Chal ludak le..
Cricket team k jab sab player out ho jate h toh sab machaar bhaag jate hain.........Sochoo..........KYUKI team "allout" hain naa.
Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai......ACP: Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya kahin Gay toh nahi hai
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai, Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai, Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai.
Q: JAB koi pareshani(problem) ho to kis ke paas jana chahiye.......Ans: KISAN ke pas, Kyonki uske pas HAL hota hai.
Rin lagaya or daag gaya....Wah Wah!!!!! Rin lagaya or daag gaya....Abhijeet: Daya lagta hai, Khooni bhaag gaya.
1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga To ladki ne kaha kal dungi....Next day ladki apne sath bachha Lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu? Dil to bachha he ji.
Sam: Mai paida Mumbai me hua, Par padhai Chennai se ki hai.....Tom: Phir to rooj aane-jane me bahut der lagti hogi na?
1 apple ko girte hue dekha to gravity ki khoj kar li....25 saal se susu kar raha tha, wo kya upar jaata tha??
Ishq me aashiko ne ye anjam paya hai, haath pair tuta itna maar khaya hai, hospital pahuchte hi narso ne farmaya hai 'baharo phul barsawo kisi ka mehbub aaya hai'..!
Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan bohot slow hai..kyuki usse haule haule se hawa lagti hai....
Alibaba aur 40 chor the....Ab Alibaba aur 30 Chor ho gaye.....Pucho kyu......Think........Recession boss! 10 chor ko nikal dia...Cost cutting..
Santa: mere ac chair car ka reservation kar dena...Railwayman:seat nahi hai...Santa: aap reservation kare seat ki chinta na kare, ek kursi main ghar se le lunga
Jivan me shanti se jine ke 2raste...1-Maf kro Unhe Jinhe Aap Bhul Nahi Sakte ya fir....??? 2-Bhul Jao Unhe Jine Aap Maf Nahi Kar Sakte....
Tum 70% beautiful ho, tum 75% sweet ho, tum 80% noty ho, tum 95% suchee ho, tum 100% smart ho, jyada khush mat hona sab milkar tum 420 ho
Sardar radio lekar toilet gaya...Bahar aane par biwi ne puccha; kyoji, mazaa aaya? Sardar: saalo ne"JANA GANA MANA" Laga diya, khade khade karna pada...
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