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Ordinary people:
I want to go to toilet.

Executives :
I want to use the wash room.

Gulzar sahab (poet):

Machalti hain pet mein kuch lehrein aisi,

Lagta hai inhe kisi kinare ki talaash hai.
.

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Height of Corporate Torture.
A company employee went to TOILET.
As he sat on the seat on front wall was written:
"Had you put the same pressure at work, company's targets would have been achieved today" 😜
👇👇👇👇👇

Amazing reply by employee - if you apply such pressure what comes out will always be shit. 😂😂😂

Wife: Sunoji circus dekhne chale???

Husband : No......... I m busy..

Wife : Usme ek ladki ne bina kapdon ke sher pe sawari ki hai. ...!!!!!

Husband : bahut ziddi ho gayi ho....Har baat zidd karke manvati ho....
Chalo bahut din hue sher nahin dekha....!!!!!😜😜😜

Iske Aage ki kahaani...

Husband & wife phir circus dekhne gaye. husband ne sabse aage wali seat ki ticket bhi le li... 😎
Lion show aaya aur chala gaya par bina kapadon ki ladki nahi aayi...Circus show khatam ho gaya...

Husband : Tumne toh kaha tha ki ek ladki bina kapdon ke aayegi?

Wife : Bina kapdo ke  sher kaha tha, ladki nahi........

I swear you will read it again.. 😜😂😝😆😂

Guy: Doctor, My girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke.
How is it possible?
Doctor: Let me tell you a story:
"There was once a Hunter who always carries a Gun wherever he goes.
One day he took his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him.
In order to scare the Lion,the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun,and shot the Lion,then it died!
Guy: Nonsense!! Someone else must've shot the Lion...
Doctor: Good!! You understood the Story. Next patient please...

Conjunctivitis (आँख आना)

English ki watt laga di
😁😁😁

To,
The Principle
Moden skul
PATNA

Deer Sir,

Sub.: Live aplikason for eye coming

I will  not come  as my  eyes have come. If I come with  my coming eyes then  your eyes  will come  & you will not come. But still if you  come with your  coming  eyes all school eyes  will come  & all  will not  come. So  I will  not come   and all  will  come.  I  will come  back  when  my  coming eyes  will  go & all will  come  without their eyes coming.

Yours  Sincerely

                             Pappu

Statistical Data

Different types of phone call duration:

Boy to Boy          00:00:59
Boy to Mom        00:00:50
Boy to Dad          00:00:30
Boy to Girl           01:23:59
Girl to Girl            05:29:59
Girl to Boy            Missed call
Husband to Wife 00:00:03
Wife to Husband 14 Missed Calls

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