Jokes & Chutkule: Aadami Ki Phitrat ke Funny Jokes

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2 Aadmi kabrastan me
1 bola-Ye log bade Aaram se sote hai. 1 Murda kabra se utha or bola Kyo na soye
Yeh jagah Jaan dekar hasil ki hai

2 Aadmi kabrastan me
1 bola-Ye log bade Aaram se sote hai. 1 Murda kabra se utha or bola Kyo na soye
Yeh jagah Jaan dekar hasil ki hai

pehla aadmi: mujhe bimari hai, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dusra aadmi: Aaisa kab hota hai? pehla aadmi: Phone per.

Hindi Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste kyun rehte hai?Funny Gujarati: Simple hai bhai, Royenge to note Geela Nahi ho jayega.

Pehla aadmi Dusre aadmi se- iska kya mtlb hai “I M GOING”. Dusra aadmi- mai ja raha hu. Pehla aadmi- bataiye na. Dusra aadmi- Mai ja raha hu. Pehla aadmi-saale aise kaise chala jaega Answr bata ke ja.

Manya- ladki fasani aati hai
Tony- nahi aati
Manya- pehle kagaj ka jahaj bana phir use class room me udha de jab madam puche to ladki ka nam laga de bas ladki fas gai.

Man1: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai.
Man2: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

Man1: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Man2: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man 1 : Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Man2: To A/C on kar leta hun

Raj aur Kumar jungle mein, samne aaya sher… Raj ne sher ki aakhon main mitti phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur Kumar ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. Kumar : Main kyu bhagu, mitti to tune phenki hai.

Sadhu: Bacha teri biwi ko chudail chipak gayi hai, Upay karvaao.
Pintu: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rehi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai?

Sandy-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
Billu-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi Jo Musibat Ke Waqt Dost ko Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga

Shri: Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Pintu: Kuch B Nahi
Shri: Kaise?
Pintu: Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte.

Jitu plane ke pilot se headfone chin raha tha
Pilot : ye kya kar rhe ho
Jitu: saale ticket ke paise hum log de aur gane tu akela sunega haan.

Montu (on phone):Bhaiya, khushkhabri hai.
Bhaiya: Bolo bhai.
Montu: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Bhaiya: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Montu: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.

Sunny Karim Ko Thappad Mara
Karim-Ye Tune Mazak Me Maara Ya Seriously
Sunny-Seriously
Karim-Fir Thik Hai,Muze Mazak Bilkul Pasand Nahi.

KIran 1st time plane par baitha, jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha,
Kiran pilot ko maarne laga or bola main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar raha hai.

Manu -Hum to udti chidya ke bhi par gin lete he,
Mika: Is me mushkil hi kiya hai 2 hi to hota hein.

George ek medical ke dukan mai: Mujhe poison ki bottle dijiye
MAN:Mai prescription ke bina de nai sakta
George ne shaddi ki card dikhayi
MAN: sir badi botal dun ya choti.

Sachin ke bete ka accident ho gaya
Dr.- apke bete ke dono leg katne padenge
Sachin ne apna sar pakad liya
Dr.- kya hua?
Sachin -kal hi nalayak ko nayi chappal dilayi thi.

PINTU: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha
DUKANDAR: to kya usme koi kharabi nikli
PINTU:mahina ho gya muje khet me boye ab tak murgi nhi ugi.

Bobby-tera history da paper kaisa hua?
Sunny-’bhout bura’, Saalo ne mere birth se B phale K question puch rakhe the.

Shyam- Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati hai.
Lala - Kyu nai jayegi, Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuch chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej hai.

Akhil Apne Dost Ke Saath Raaste Par Chalte Chalte Zebra Crossing Par Ruk Gaya.
Akhil Fir Road Ki Zebra Crossing Par Bar Bar Uchalta Raha, Aur Sochte Sochte Bola Yaar Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi.

Siddhu Bank me khata kholne gaya
Form me 1 sawal tha-
Is Bank me Khata kholne ki vajah?’
Siddhu ne likha,Aapki Khubsurat Cashier

Harsh ko raat me cigarette peene ka man kiya.
sab taraf machis dhoonda, par kahi nahi mila
aakhir me nirash hoke candle bujha ke so gaya.

Omar everest par gaya waha 1 baba pahle se baitha tambaku ragad raha the
Omar-baba ye kya hai
baba-masala
Omar- Oh O to Evrest Masala aap hi banate ho.

Aakash: Yaar mai toh Mushkil me pad gaya.
Bunty: Kaise?
Aakash: Biwi make up kare to kharcha bardasht nahi hota aur make up na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti.

Keshav Electric Shop Me- 2 Pankhe Dena 1 Ladies Or 1 Gents.
Salesman-Pankho Me Ladies Or Gents Nhi Hota
Keshav-Kese Nhi Hota 1 Bajaj Ka De Or Ek Usha.

Aryan raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya.
Phir dusri side se bahar nikla
Aur paseena ponchte hue bola?
Yaar, ye konsa road tha?
Itne sare speed breaker.

Rohan: Meri Biwi Itna Mazak Krti Hay Ke Kya Bataon
Dost: Kya Mazak Karti Hai?
Rohan: Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakh Or Wo Mazak Mai Boli Dudhwala.

Lucky daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,
Bilu- mai khol du,
Lucky- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.

Sanjay: Yaar Achha Hua Me India Me Paida Hua America Me Nahi
Dost: Q America Me Hota To Kya Hota?
Sanjay: Tu B Na Muje English Kaha Aati Hai.

Shami Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Badal: Ye Kya Hai?
Shami: Meri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai.
Badal: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar,
Shami: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.

Ek Raat, ek Chor, ek Bhale aadmi ke Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Bhala Aadmi: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA.

2 Aadmi kabrastan me
1 bola-Ye log bade Aaram se sote hai. 1 Murda kabra se utha or bola Kyo na soye
Yeh jagah Jaan dekar hasil ki hai

Aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par phool daal raha hota he
Aur brabar men bhi ek aadmi apne dost ki qabar par chawal daal raha hota he.
Pehla Aadmi doosre se kehta he ""Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga? Doosra dost:Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.

Hindi Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste kyun rehte hai?Funny Gujarati: Simple hai bhai, Royenge to note Geela Nahi ho jayega.

Pehla aadmi Dusre aadmi se- iska kya mtlb hai “I M GOING”. Dusra aadmi- mai ja raha hu. Pehla aadmi- bataiye na. Dusra aadmi- Mai ja raha hu. Pehla aadmi-saale aise kaise chala jaega Answr bata ke ja.

Manya- ladki fasani aati hai
Tony- nahi aati
Manya- pehle kagaj ka jahaj bana phir use class room me udha de jab madam puche to ladki ka nam laga de bas ladki fas gai.

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