Aag Lag Gaee. Aag Par Qabu Panay Main 10 Minute Lagay
Aur Aag Bujhany Walon Per Qabu Panay Main 40 Minute Lagay
RAAZ 3 mein Bipasha apna top Emraan Hashmi ke samney utarti hai aur bolti hai, "Meri aankhon mein dekho." Ab bolo yeh kaisa mazak hai
Maine apni puri zindagi izzat ke sath guzari hai,Aaj tak kisi k aage Hath nahi failaaya. Tango ki baat alag hai
- Sunny Leone.
Sholay Film Mein Sabse Badi Tragedy Kya Thhi? Answer: Pehle To Gabbar Ne Thakkur Ki Biwi Maar Di Aur Phir Bechhare
Ke Haath Bhi Kaat Diye.
Agar trains k Naam indian actress ke Naam pe hoti toh khabrein aisi hoti-Aaj Bipasha ovrload ho kr gayi hai,Tabbu k neeche aake ek aadmi khatam, Accident mein mallika ki pichli bogey tabaah ho gayi hai.
KATRINA PAR GAIR KANUNI
DHANG SE CHADHE HUE 7 ADMI ""GIRAFTAAR.
Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3 Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua Pucho Kyon
Arre Bhaiyya Unhe Koi Samjhaye Ki Har Kaam Topi Pehan Ke Nahi Kiye Jaate.
Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE. Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge. MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.
Ek mandir tha jisme buri niyat wale gayab ho jate the. Salman gaya aur gayab ho gaya, Shahrukh gaya aur who bhi gayab ho gaya, thode der baad Mallika Sherawat gayi aur bhagwan gayab ho gaya.
Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai, 18 Bikes Hai, 4 Bunglow Hai, 3 Farmhouse Hai, Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai.
Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur. Thakur: Lele, mere hath lele, basanti ke bhi lele, Jay or Veeru ke bhi lele, Ramu kaka ke bhi lele,Octopus banja Haramkhor.
Bhayankar pet dard k karan doctors ko Imran Hashmi ka operation karna pada aur socho kya mila hoga pet mein?
5 kilo LIPSTIC.
GABBAR:Aaj maine basanti ko nhate hue dekha. VIRU:-Kutte mai tera khun pe jaunga. GABBAR: Are gadhe me naha raha tha or basanti ja rahi thi.
ZARIN, KARINA, KATRINA.
Tino ki skin Ek Jaisi Gori kyo hai Socho? Kyuki Tino k Naam me RIN Aata hai.
""Rin de Choka Dene Wali Safedi"".
Bhakt: Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do. Bhagwan: Uski ek saree 1 lakh ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.
Bhakt: Koi upay bhagwan
Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat.
Dharminder: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye. Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter. Dharminder: boss or doosre ka? Ajeet: Repeater.
Mallika Sherawa Ke Ghar
Aag Lag Gaee. Aag Par Qabu Panay Main 10 Minute Lagay
Aur Aag Bujhany Walon Per Qabu Panay Main 40 Minute Lagay.
RAAZ 3 mein Bipasha apna top Emraan Hashmi ke samney utarti hai aur bolti hai, "Meri aankhon mein dekho." Ab bolo yeh kaisa mazak hai.
After Watching Yeh Jawani Hay Dewani..
A Son To His Dad..
Son- Papa Main Udna Chahata Hu.
Dourna Chahata Hu.
Girna Bhi Chahata Hu.
Bass Rukna Nahi Chahata..
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Dad- Bheja Mat Kha.
Super Mario Khel..
Msgs Sallu?Ishtyle:
""WANTED ""?
Ek Bar Jo Maine""Msg"" Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO uske baad to Main Apne ""BALANCE"" Ki Bhi Nahi sochta?
Haha!!
HINDI SONGS? THEIR MEDICAL INTERPRETATIONS
??Jiya Jale jaan jale,Raat bhar dhuan chale
-FEVER
??Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi
-HEART ATTACK
??Suhani raat dhal chuki ...naa jaane tum kab aoge?
-CONSTIPATION
??Bidi? jalayle jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag he
-ACIDITY ?
DRINKERS Movies Banate To
1.Soda Akbar
2.Rab Ne PiLa Di Thodi
3.daru De Basanti
4.Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam
5.Beer ke naam
6.Bewde Zameen Par
7.Bewda of d year:
Aashiqi 2 dekhkar ek baat to samajh m aa gyi...
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agar daaru piyo gey to 9-10 saal m mar jaoge.
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lekin agar daaru k sath ladki bhi aa gyi to..
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bhaiyya packing taiyyar rakho kab yamraj darwaja khatkhata de kuch nhi pta..
Before marriage in dabangg
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sonakshi ke nain : TERE MAST MAST DO
NAIN. . .
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after marriage in dabangg 2 sonakshi ke
nain: DAGABAJ RE HAYE TORE NAINA BADE
DAGABAJ RE. . .
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MORAL: shadi ke baad acche accho ki bhi
ankhe khul jati hai. :D
Jab Ladko Par Film Bani To
Uska Naam ....""Ek Tha Tiger"".
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Par Jab Ladkiyon Ka Number Aaya To
""Ek Thi Daayan"".
Things to Learn Frm SRK Movies
Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR
Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE
PYAAR
Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI
SE PYAAR
Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: DUSARO KI BIWI SE
PYAAR
Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE
PYAAR
My Name is Khan: BAAL KATANE
WALI SE PYAAR
Pardes: DOST KI MANGETAR SE
PYAAR
Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR
Mai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR
Note - SRK teaches us how to manage risky
love affairs......!!!.
Pyaar sabi ko chahiye...
Farak sirf itna hai ki,
ladkiyon ko Yashraj film wala chahiye aurr ladkon ko Mahesh Bhatt wala...
;-) gn tc njoy
SRK is not seeing Karan Johar anymore.
When asked about the reason for the dissociation, he said, ""Its
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""Kaafi with Karan""!
Sunny Leone has had one of the most successful career transformation From...
D:New folderStudy Material JavaCodeTutorials
TO
E:Hindi Movies....
The titles of the movies 3 idiots and student of the year were interchanged due to some techenical problem!
:p ;) :)
""Sholay Film Mein Sabse Badi
Tragedy
Kya Thhi?""
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Answer: ""Pehle To Gabbar Ne
Thakkur Ki Biwi Maar Di Aur Phir
Bechhare
Ke Haath Bhi Kaat Diye."" :-P
New Question in school books:
Who invented the English vowels
(A,E,I,O,U).??
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Ans: Tusshar Kapoor in
Golmaal. :D ;)
When Esha Deol looks back at her career , she wil knw that her best performance was in the
Kent water purifier advertisement
Shahrukhs age- 47
Katrinas age- 28
Anushkas age- 23
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Question: Kab tak SRK apne se aadhe
umar ki ladkio k sath romance karenge?
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Ans:
JAB TAK HAIN JAAN
JAB TAK HAIN JAAN
JAB TAK HAIN JAAN
Gbbar Raping Basanti At Night
In A Dark Room....
Gbbar: Bolo Meri Jaan Maza Aaya?
Basanti: Bahut Maza Aaya Kute.
Light Jala K Dekh, Mai Basanti Nahi..
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Mausi Hu..
iPhone is the SALMAN KHAN of the mobile world.
Expensive, just one design, always gives the same performance,
no change or enhancement, blind fan
following.""
Mukesh Ambani Said 2 Anil Ambani.
""I want 2 kiss ur wife""
Anil= ""OK but 50 Paisa Par Min,
Wife Shouted= ""Dont Cheat Him...
Reliance to Reliance Is FREE......!
Bodyguard or cocktail movie se ladki ko kya seekh milti h
Apni kitni b achi frnd ho
use apne boyfrnd se milne mat bhejna..
Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do,
Bhagwan: Aishwarya Ki Ek Saari 1 Lakh Ki Hai, Kharch Utha Paoge..
Bhakt: Bhagwaan Koi Upai Bataye,
Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat..
Gabbar- Thakur ye mobile humko de de...
Thakur- Ja ja.
Hath pair ki masti thik thi,
Mobile ki masti nahi chalegi,
facebook chalu hai aur Basanti ki mausi ji online hai..
Shahrukh his son Aryan went for Ra.One first day first show.
After half an hour, Aryan says:
Papa ghar chalo na,
Star Gold pe Dabangg ane wali hai..
FBI:
Aapke Paas Ye Paise Kahan Se Aaye?
RAHAT:
Main Tenu Samjhawan Ki..
FBI:
Aap Jante Hain K Aap Bharat Se Illegal Dollars Le Ja Rahe The.
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