Jokes : Funny Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes in Hindi
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प्रेमी - मैं तुम्हें ऐसा प्यार करता हूं, प्रिय, जैसा कभी किसी ने तुम्हें न किया होगा |
प्रेमिका - "पर मुझे कोई फर्क नजर नहीं आ रहा है |
प्रेमिका - स्वस्थ रहने का क्या उपाय है ?
प्रेमी - "हरी घास, बहुत पानी और खूबसूरत लड़कियां ! इन्हे जितना देख सखो देखा करो |
Girlfriend - Na kar mera peecha, pachtayga, college gate par chaat ka thela lagayega.
Boyfriend - Na thukra mere pyar ko pachtaygi, aur ussi thele pe bartan majati najar ayegi.
Ladki- Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho.
Ladka (sharmate hue)- Kuchh bhi ho, mai shadi tumse hi karunga, Aunty se kehna mujhe bhool jaye.
Ek ladka apni girlfrnd ka cell chori se dekhta he ki usne mera number kis name se save kiya he JAAN JAANU ya SWEETU.
usne apne cell se call kiya to dekha girlfrnd ke cell pe
likha aa raha tha MURGA NO.-5 calling
Ladki: Monday pehle show ki BALCONY ka kone wale 2 ticket book kar ke rakhna.
Ladka: Kone wala ticket na mile to?
Ladki: Tohh movie dekhenge :p
Aaj ka vichar, Khabhi ye mat socho ki tumhari girlfriend ne tumhe kitna romantic sms bheja, hamesha ye socho ki use ye message kisne bheja.
Ladka- Chalo, kisi viran jagah chalte hai
Ladki- Tum aesi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Ladka- Bilkul nahi.
Ladki- To phir rehne do
Ladka - Suna hai tum accha gaati ho
Ladki - nahi, mai to sirf bathroom singer hu
Ladka - to bulaao na kabhi mehafil jamate hai.
Ladki ne Ice Cream Mangwaya to Boyfriend ne kharid liya.
Ladki: Thank U
Ladka: Sirf Thank U
Ladki: Tumhe Kiss Chahiye na?
Ladka: Arrey Romance Ki Bhuki, Aadhi Icecream De.
Premi-Jaanu me tumhe subah se shaam aur shaam se subah tak pyaar karunga.
Premika- jaanu to fir main potty kab jaungi.
Boyfriend: Suno jara.
Girlfriend: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte, khaane k baad
Girlfriend: Ab bolo
Boyfriend: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine.
Ladki: Mein tumhare liye aag pe chal sakti hu angaro se naha sakti hu.
Boy: Kya tum mujhe abhi milne aa sakti ho.
Girl: Pagal hai kya dhoop dekhi hai kitni tez hai.
Pappu: papa Meri Girlfriend Mujhe Chodkar Chali gayi, Aur ab uske naye boyfriend ke saath waali Private pictures bhej rahi hai, Main Kya Karoon
Pitaji: Wo Private Pictures Uske pitaji Ko Bhej Do.
Ladki Mandir Mein
Hey Uparwale Kisi Samajhdaar Ladke ko mera BoyFriend Bana do
Uparwala - Ghar Chali Ja Beti. Samajhdaar Ladke Kabhi GirlFriend Nahi Banate.
Premika ne Premi ko – Romantic andaaz mein, Ek baat puchu, Kya Tum Shaadi Ke Baad Bhi Mujhe Itna Hee Pyar Karoge?
Premi – Kyon nahi mein to deewana hu shaadi-shuda aurton ka darling.
1 din Girlfriend ne bina khat k kabutar uda diya.
Boyfriend: Ye Kya?
Girlfriend boli miss call tha yaar.
Girl: Barish Ki Bondon Mein Teri Yaad Aati Hai,
Boy: Drama Na Kar, Mujhe Yaad Hai Teri Chatri Wapis Deni Hai.
Ladki:-Dr. mere boyfrnd
ko andar bula Lijye please.
Dr:- Bharosa rakhiye mei sharif
admi hu.
Girl:-Nahi Dr. Apki nurse bahar akeli hai or us ladke pe mujhey bilkul bharosa nahi.
Girl- friend: Agar tumne mujhe kiss karne kis koshish ki to main shor macha doongi.
Boy- friend: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl- friend: I know but formality to karni hi padegi.
12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia
Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua
Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu
Boyfriend- Kyu ro rahi ho.
Girlfriend-Mere marks bahut kam aaye hai.
Boyfriend-Bata kitne aye hai.
Girlfriend-Sirf 90%
Boyfriend-Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate.
"Boyfriend : I Love you.
Girl friend: I Hate you.
Boyfriend : Are you sure?
Girl friend: I am sure.
Boy friend: Waiter, Bill for me alone.
Girl friend: Hey Hey I love you too."
Girlfriend Kisses a Boy On the Face and
the Boy Gets a Mark Of Her LipStick
Ladka: Ye Kya Kiya.
Ladki: Kuch Acha Karne Me Agar Daag Lage To 'DAAG ACHCHE HAI'
Aadmi ne Girlfriend se- Darling, main tum se shaadi nahi kar sakta
Girlfriend - kyoon?
Man - gharwale mana kar rahe hai.
Girlfriend - Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Man - 1 biwi aur 3 bacche.
Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karna hai.
Saab ka Girlfriend : dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyaar karne ke baad hi main bhikaari ban gayaa.
Girlfriend: Baby, I am Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be?
Boyfriend: A Joke.
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera gugla. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby, bolo na.
Funny Boyfriend: Tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt?
Girlfriend - Na kar mera peecha, pachtayga, college gate par chaat ka thela lagayega.
Boyfriend - Na thukra mere pyar ko pachtaygi, aur ussi thele pe bartan majati najar ayegi.
Ladki- Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho.
Ladka (sharmate hue)- Kuchh bhi ho, mai shadi tumse hi karunga, Aunty se kehna mujhe bhool jaye.
Ek ladka apni girlfrnd ka cell chori se dekhta he ki usne mera number kis name se save kiya he JAAN JAANU ya SWEETU.
usne apne cell se call kiya to dekha girlfrnd ke cell pe
likha aa raha tha MURGA NO.-5 calling
Ladki: Monday pehle show ki BALCONY ka kone wale 2 ticket book kar ke rakhna.
Ladka: Kone wala ticket na mile to?
Ladki: Tohh movie dekhenge
Aaj ka vichar, Khabhi ye mat socho ki tumhari girlfriend ne tumhe kitna romantic sms bheja, hamesha ye socho ki use ye message kisne bheja.
Ladka- Chalo, kisi viran jagah chalte hai
Ladki- Tum aesi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Ladka- Bilkul nahi.
Ladki- To phir rehne do.
Ladka - Suna hai tum accha gaati ho
Ladki - nahi, mai to sirf bathroom singer hu
Ladka - to bulaao na kabhi mehafil jamate hai.
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